I won't laugh

Hey woman, just got your note!  Hey, wow!  I promise I won't laugh if you tell me who you like.  You didn't laugh when I told you I like M.L., so I won't laugh at you, really I won't!  Last night I got some of R's make-up on my finger and it won't come...off!  I was scrubbing it when I took my shower but it wouldn't come off!  It's so nasty!  We didn't have any Vaseline either.  Everybody says I should let A.L. know I like him but I'm afraid to.  I don't want him to ignore me if he finds out!